Thursday, March 31, 2011

Foolin' Around



My family has never been the goofy type, but marrying into the Tippetts clan has definitely kept me laughing. With April Fool's tomorrow I'm dying to pull a few pranks on my unsuspecting husband. Here are a few ideas that already have me giggling.

Prank your coworker



  • Wait for a colleague to leave his desk, open the Bing or Google homepage and look for the language settings (to the right of the search bar for Google, on the “preferences” page for Bing). Change the display language to Ukrainian or select Google’s “Bork, bork, bork” setting and he’ll get semi-comprehensible gibberish that mimics the Swedish Chef on The Muppets.

Prank your sibling



  • Have a bro or sis who uses Microsoft Word a lot? Open the program and click on “Autocorrect” under the “Tools” tab. Change the settings so that funny words like “bric-a-brack” or “collywobbles” appear when he or she types a word like “the” or “and.” You can also make it so that every time your sibling types his or her name, “Captain Cool Beans” or an equally embarrassing moniker comes up.

Prank your friend



  • Go into the contacts in your pal’s cell phone and change the name associated with your number to a TV character, celebrity or person from her past. Send her ridiculous texts from your phone — she’ll wonder how Mr. T became an entry and why he needs her to join the A-Team.

Prank your man



  • Scoop about an inch off the top of your man’s stick deodorant. Replace the layer with cream cheese, molding it to look like the original product. Watch as he swabs his underarms with a milk-based food product that’s sure to create a sour smell that’ll draw plenty of stares (and possibly insects).

Prank your roommate



  • Steal your roommate's coat from the closet. Sew the coat cuffs of each arm together so that she won’t be able to get her hands through when attempting to get the jacket on. Have a flatmate who lays her clothes out the night before? Sew closed the leg holes of her undies and the foot openings of her jeans. It’ll trip her up in more ways than one.

Prank your kids



  • Here's a breakfast they’ll never forget. Stick a straw into a jelly donut and suck out the filling, gently pressing the donut to get most of the jelly out. Remove the first straw and insert another in the same spot. Put a squirt bottle up to the open end of the straw and squeeze the ketchup in, again using your hands to move the filling around if necessary.

Prank your neighbor



  • Obtain five or more life-size cardboard cutouts of celebrities from a novelty or party store. Place them in various spots on your neighbor’s lawn, facing the house. When they wake up and look out the window or go to grab the paper, they’ll find Bruce Lee and Barack Obama peering in on them.

Prank anyone



  • This is one of my favorite pranks: Order Chinese take out and sneak off with one of the fortune cookies. Use tweezers to remove the paper fortune and on a piece of similarly sized white paper write “Help, I’m trapped in a fortune cookie factory.” Place it back in the cookie. Covertly put the cookie on your dining companion’s plate and watch him or her freak out when they break it open and read the fortune.


Read all 10 pranks at http://glo.msn.com/relationships/10-april-fools-day-pranks-6761.gallery?gt1=49006#stackState=2__%2Frelationships%2F10-april-fools-day-pranks-6761.gallery

1 comment:

  1. These are the best pranks I have heard in a long time! Wish I had read these before April 1st now. Oh, well. You'll have to do a follow-up blog of which ones you used and how that turned out.
    Shaley

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